Re: Rutabaga - is it OK?
Well, a rutabaga is a cross of turnip and cabbage. Cabbage is fine, turnips are not recommended. Unless someone here has had success with rutabagas and squirrels, my advice is to not do it.
Now, shortly before the universe was put in order, God and Satan were at least one speaking terms. During that time, God asked Satan to develop something that would make sinners really sorry for what they did. Satan summoned up brimstone, fires unimaginable to mortals, and some other secret ingredients to create this thing. When Satan presented it to God, he struck a deal that ensured the thing would only ever be produced in Hell, by the meanest and most devious demons on his staff. He reserved thousands of square miles in the hottest corner of hell and started mass production. He bargained for exclusive rights at all the major grocery chains and at farm stands around the world. Ever since, this thing has been fed to human adults and children in prisons, orphanages, and in regular homes on those occasions when parents need to reestablish authority. A boiling pot of this thing is also used as a natural rodent and neighborhood kid repellent. It also works on in-laws. Satan is so proud of his ... rutabagas.
"some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence