That is absolutely hilarious - it sure would class up the joint...for a while, then you would run out of good ones and be back with that man in Nantucket...
BTW, if you want to ask a question off the board of a member - for clarification of something or more personal info you don't want on the open board, click on their name in any of the headers of their posts and it will take you to Private Messages with their name already filled in for you.