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I would like to create a group within this forum that is not currently visible in the forum. Whom would I need to contact?
Keeper of the Acorn Lore and Woodland Whimsy; Dusty, now channels that same clarity and compassion into a world of squirrels, storytelling, and intergenerational joy for the whole family.
“Squirrel Nesting Box Construction.”
Re: https://thesquirrelboard.com/forums/
“A former Canine Handler, Open water-SCUBA Diver, Wildlife observer, Backyard Gardener, and Military Veteran”
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Welcome to the Whimsical Workshop of Bark, Root & Lim! 🪵🔨
“If you build it, they will scamper.” – Sir Von Dreymenhymer, 19th-century Squirrel Architect
Greetings, fellow forest-floor engineers and backyard builders! You’ve just stumbled upon the most *nuttily delightful* guide to constructing squirrel nesting boxes, reintroduction cages, and sunshine pens this side of the oak tree.
Here at the Acorn Academy of Architecture, our chief instructors — Professor Bark (Tool Master Extraordinaire), Professor Root (Wood Whisperer and Paint Philosopher), and Safety Engineer Lim (Guardian of Thumbs and Toes) — are ready to take you on a journey of joyful learning, tail-twitching tales, and hands-on building fun.
Whether you're crafting a cozy convalescence condo for an injured Eastern Gray, or a sunbathing suite for a squirrel who just wants to feel the breeze in its fur, we believe that **learning should never be boring**. That’s why we’ve tossed out the dry, dusty instruction manuals and replaced them with a storytelling style that’s as fun as a squirrel on a trampoline.
What to Expect:
- Step-by-step guides that feel more like bedtime stories than blueprints.
- Tips and tricks from our imaginary experts who know squirrels better than squirrels know themselves.
- Historical highlights from the legendary Sir Von Dreymenhymer, whose acorn-shaped designs once graced the finest branches of Bavaria.
- Safety reminders that are more entertaining than alarming (but still very important — Mr. Lim insists).
- Family-friendly fun that you can share with your little builders, bedtime readers, and backyard adventurers.
So grab your hammer, your heart, and maybe a handful of peanuts — and let’s build something beautiful together. Because when you build with joy, you build with purpose. And when you build for squirrels… well, you’re bound to have a few nutty surprises along the way.
Signed with sawdust and squirrel smiles,
Bark, Root & Lim
Chief Builders of the Whimsical Woodworks
Written by Dusty, and his Copilot.
Keeper of the Acorn Lore and Woodland Whimsy; Dusty, now channels that same clarity and compassion into a world of squirrels, storytelling, and intergenerational joy for the whole family.
“Squirrel Nesting Box Construction.”
Re: https://thesquirrelboard.com/forums/
“A former Canine Handler, Open water-SCUBA Diver, Wildlife observer, Backyard Gardener, and Military Veteran”
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The "Squirrel Box Construction" Forum, not a group, is now up and running at this link. Join us and help us build some Squirrel Homes, before the winter comes to our Eastern Gray Squirrels.Please read the "INTRODUCTION FIRST"
https://thesquirrelboard.com/forums/...x-Construction
Come on in and JOIN the fun!
Keeper of the Acorn Lore and Woodland Whimsy; Dusty, now channels that same clarity and compassion into a world of squirrels, storytelling, and intergenerational joy for the whole family.
“Squirrel Nesting Box Construction.”
Re: https://thesquirrelboard.com/forums/
“A former Canine Handler, Open water-SCUBA Diver, Wildlife observer, Backyard Gardener, and Military Veteran”
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