dog food

[dreardon]

One of my girls found a couple of pieces of dog food by the dog bowl. She really like it. Can it be harmful to her?

[Tomo]

If I'm not mistaken, it has too much animal fat and protein in it and is harmful to their bodies. What he/she ingested won't hurt, but it's not the proper diet for squirrels. Wish it was that simple. However, if it was the vegetarian type, doctors have told me that was okay as a treat because there is no animal fat protein in it, but still the calcium/phosphorous ratio is wrong for squirrels. But you know squirrels, they'll try anything...once... :)

[JLM27]

JOKE: This will not help, but it sure is funny:

Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I aw akened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :crazy :crazy :crazy

[dreardon]

Hilarious story!!!!